Monday, October 26, 2009

Champions Online Rant Followup

By Stelek

Humor:

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Dear Stelek,

You have received a new private message at Champions Online Forums from Dionaea,
entitled "You have received a warning at Champions Online Forums".

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This is the message that was sent:
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Dear Stelek,

You have received a warning at Champions Online Forums.

Reason:
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Flaming, Trolling, Spamming: Posts and/or private messages that, in any manner
whether directly or indirectly, involve any of the following activities -
Excessive communications of the same phrase, similar phrases, or gibberish;
Creation of undue discontent on the forums; Creation of disturbances in forum
threads, such as picking fights, making off topic posts that derail the thread,
insulting other posters, etc.; Posting non-constructive comments; Abusing the
Report Post button by sending false alarms or nonsensical messages; Numbering of
a thread, IBTL, TLDR, etc.; Bumping threads; Creation of “First!” posts; Posting
of off-topic comments.

Hello,

Please do not bypass our swear filter.

http://forums.champions-online.com/showthread.php?p=1310857#post1310857

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to help ensure no further missteps with your postings.

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Report violations, do not quote them or reply to them. Responding to a violation
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We look forward to your continued support and participation in our community!

Thanks!
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Original Post:
http://forums.champions-online.com/showthread.php?p=1310857#post1310857

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Wtb server with a proxy that f--king works.  Swear to G-d.
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to understand and follow.

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Reply:

FUCK OFF!!!!

My reply to them...

Fix your freaking game, you troll.

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To:Stelek
From:  Dionaea
Subject: You have received a warning at Champions Online Forums
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Seriously, fuck yourself Dionaea.

G-d damn trolling customer service reps.

Where the fuck were you assholes yesterday when the game was down for FIFTEEN fucking hours.

Up yours in every way possible.

6 comments:

Stelek said...

For the record, since the original thread was closed and people don't seem to get it:

I'm a lifetime subscriber, you twits--how much more loyal do I need to be?

I was loyal for the game they showed me in Beta.

Which they promptly bait and switched on launch day.

Yeah, I'm the jerk here.

Look Mom, I learned how to communicate with devs and they 'officially' warned me.

Assholes.

Brent said...

This is seriously funny stuff, but I'm a fan of creative swearing.

The 'troll' line is classic.

Klaus Meldgaard said...

Stelek, you choose to break the rules of the forum and it had consequences. Why are you surprised?
It doesn't matter if you agree with the rules or not (much like in 40K), those are the rules.
It doesn't matter how justified you believe you were in breaking the rules. You still broke them.

Don't get me wrong. You pay to play and of course the company in question is fucking responsible for providing the service you paid for, but it doesn't allow you to break the rules of their forum.
Two wrongs and all that.

You could have choosen to word you complaint differently, but you didn't and suffered the consequences.

Stelek said...

Uh huh.  Maybe you should read this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_contract

Anonymous said...

What are the thanking you for?  Gawd I hate empty customer service statements.  When I went through all the bullshit when Wamu got eaten by Chase they kept telling me to eat shit, hidden behind "we appreciate your business" and "we strive to make you a happy brainwashed slackjawed customer" and "how can we help you be fucking you over?"

I have to admit I have been guilty of emailed false politeness in my last job, but some bullshit is just too annoying to put up with.

Anonymous said...

@Klaus

Moderation (I mean censorship) to suppress bigotry, trolling, flame wars and spam has a place. In contrast, suppressing valid criticism is always suspect, even if the critic uses naughty words.

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